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If you, like me, are not watching the Empty Vee Muzak Awards, here's what...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Starman, Aug 25, 2013.

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  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    ... you're missing. Miley Cyrus presents the goods to Robin Thicke.

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    Although in a way it does sum up MTV programming pretty well: badly simulated anal sex.


    From 1981 until about 1993 I probably had MTV on an average of about 4 hours a day. Now, I haven't watched 15 minutes in 15 years, and would gleefully delete it from my channel lineup if I could.

    I want my MTV. To go away. Forever.
     
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    Starman, Aug 25, 2013
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  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Do they actually do anything with music today?
     
    Baron Scicluna, Aug 25, 2013
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  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I think simulated ass-fucking is as close as it gets.
     
    Starman, Aug 25, 2013
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  4. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    https://twitter.com/KB3_Keaton/status/371812905156481024/photo/1
     
    Steak Snabler, Aug 25, 2013
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  5. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    The simulated towel-wipe of her crotch is a particularly charming touch.
     
    Starman, Aug 25, 2013
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  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    How can you have a Video Music Awards if you don't show music videos? (Yes, I'm old.)
     
    Inky_Wretch, Aug 25, 2013
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  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    How many rails did she pull before that little bit of musical soft porn?
     
    Songbird, Aug 25, 2013
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  8. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    It looks like she's getting the best of both worlds.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Aug 25, 2013
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  9. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
     
    Bradley Guire, Aug 25, 2013
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  10. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Shouldn't an awards show be about awards and not The Thing That Everyone Will Be Talking About Tomorrow Morning?
     
    Smallpotatoes, Aug 25, 2013
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  11. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    Don't worry! The Teen Mom White Trash Awards will be on next Sunday.
     
    mpcincal, Aug 25, 2013
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  12. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Would this be an issue if the 20-year-old woman rubbing her ass on Robin Thicke were not Miley Cyrus?
     
    Versatile, Aug 25, 2013
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