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If you don't want to be hassled by Nigerian prostitutes, don't chew gum

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Apr 30, 2009.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member


    Pretty funny blog from former UCONN defensive tackle Robert Lunn who's now playing football in Portchach, Austria.

    This is something I can't wait to tell my kids, "when Daddy was out of college, he played football in Europe, visited Spain and got attacked by Nigerian prostitutes as he exited a bar at 4am drunk off of CruzCampo." Who thought that the stories of my days playing football in Europe would have so little to do with football and so much to do with European night life.

    And the Nigerian hooker's sales pitch: "No AIDS, baby!" and "I don't have The Germ."

    Good stuff.
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