If you could attend one fake sports event...

The yearly "Olympiad" held between Camp North Star and Camp Mohawk with a focus on Larry versus "the Stomach" and Rudy the Rabbit, trained by Tripper, in the cross country final.

 

Awesome. I've seen a number of four-touchdown games, though. I'm not sure I would be able to appreciate it for what it is, not knowing it's Al Bundy, and all.

 

The Denslow Cup. Go Beers.

 

George Constanza bowls over Bette Midler at home plate.

 

Any game featuring Gus, the field goal kicking mule.

 

Mr. Ed playing for the Dodgers under the tutelage of Leo Durocher.
Or was it Herman Munster?
Didn't they both have tryouts?

 

I'd go with the last game in North Dallas Forty when the extra point goes haywire, but I already saw that happen a few years ago in Seattle.

However, that game would've been fantastic to see.

 

I woulda loved to have seen Uncle Rico throw that football over the mountain.

 

I've got a couple for this list.

First, the ones already mentioned: Seeing the fight at the end of Rocky II would be amazing but I don't know if it would spur the same emotion for me without the theme music.

Also, I'd love to see the championship game of Baseketball, if for nothing more than to see the thing played out.

Now for some I didn't see here.

How about the championship game from Mighty Ducks? I can't recall much about the game (It's been years since I've seen it) but I would love to see the Flying V and Fulton Reed's slap shot live and in person.

Oh, and the football game in Starship Troopers? That would be sweet as well.

As for things I would have loved to cover....how about the game in Space Jam with Jordan and the Looney Tunes? That would have been freaking crazy.

One last note....to the person who mentioned WrestleMania. I went three years ago and had freaking amazing seats (Seventh row behind the commentator's table). That, my friend, is an event to see in person.

 

Babe winning the sheep herding contest as "Pig."


The replacement Washington Sentinels beating Dallas.

 

Chicken dinners all around!
"You know, Les, a lot of great players have played right field."

 

Well, clearly there was plenty of room in the stands that night.