If you could ask the Playmate of the year anything...

What would it be?

Just got word that this year's POY is coming here next month. Chances are she'll be surrounded by body guards who will keep regular people from gathering around her...But I'm gonna go check out the scene anyway. If I could ask her anything I guess I'd ask her if it feels strange going to clubs knowing that all of the guys she talks to have already seen her naked.

Or I could ask her if her boobs were airbrushed before she got there...

 

Would you like to touch my penis?

 

ask her if she suffers from PMS?
then as follow up ask her what is her magazine of choice in the bathroom.

 

You can take two different tracks with the questions.
Either ask her:
- How do you think your Playboy fame will effect your future career?

or

- What will you tell your children/grandchildren about your decision to pose?

 

What do your parents think about your award?

 

What are your turn-ons? Turn-offs?

 

What are your opinions on The Iraq?

 

Such as.

 

"(POY) do you think American involvement in Iraq was driven by a genuine desire to do good or by corrupt persons bought by corporations like Haliburton?"

 

Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

What is your favorite pose? / What photo do you think helped you earn this honor?

Who had the greatest impact in your life to help you win POY?

 

Is the vomitting worse before or after sex with Hef?

 

Who is your plastic surgeon?

Is Hef's penis really only 3 inches long?