If you’re a 30-something making minimum wage.. you have failed at life.

To be fair, he said you have to also be blocking traffic to be considered a failure.

 

What about people who are over 30 and still follow professional wrestling?

 

I group them with people under 60 who listen to Rush Limbaugh.

 

Says guy who has never listened to one complete show.

 

Donald Trump is a failure?

 

I reckon that's called a *journalism internship* — but I could be mistaken.

 

Works for me.

 

Even $15 an hour in some places is impossible to live on for an adult with a kid(s). But it's also ridiculous that some 16-year-old kids would be guaranteed that much to do that job and usually do it poorly.

 

Which is sort of the point of the original quote.

The minimum wage is not meant to be a wage at which you can raise a family. It's a starting wage, made by folks just entering the workforce, by waiters (who usually actually earn more), and by folks who choose to work part time:



http://www.heritage.org/research/reports/2013/02/who-earns-the-minimum-wage-suburban-teenagers-not-single-parents

 

Yeah, suuuuuuuuure.

 

Just more of the robber-baron class's touchdown dance in the economic end zone.



With all the guns floating around loose in this country, you wonder why some people can't get ahold of some and put 'em to good use.

 

You are awful.