If THIS guy's getting some ...

She can roll him in flour and look for the wet spot.

 

Unearthing that thing will be like excavating the Ortiz jersey from Yankee Stadium.

 

This reminds me of a story...

At the Olympics one year, the media had to share sleeping quarters, two fellas to a room.

So, a friend of mine is sharing with a larger colleague -- a very big dude, actually. My friend comes home from a night on the town, opens the door, and there's his roomie, with a hooker on her knees in front of him, dead-lifting his guts out of the way so she could service his revolver.

There's a joke about her winning the gold in the clean-and-jerk in there somewhere, but like this Mexican's cock, damned if I can find it.

 

nice visual, Jonesy

 

I have this image of her getting tired and just resting the dude's gut on top of her head.

 

too funny.

 

Just because you're getting married, doesn't mean your getting any. Just ask Gary Coleman's wife.

 

Think they'll be playing the Mission: Impossible theme in the honeymoon suite?

I know they're on different boards, but this was the first thread title that caught my attention after seeing the Scarlett Johansen off the market thread. Yikes

 

I plan to tell my sons daily, when they get a bit older, that they should aspire to be rock stars if they want to get laid regularly. If Steven Tyler and Lemmy Kilmister can get laid......nuff said.

 

Maybe Scarlett's a chubby chaser.

 

CNN just reported that John McCain is going to campaign on this guy's right tit Monday and cross over to the left for a fundraiser Tuesday night.