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If THIS guy's getting some ...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Oct 1, 2008.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member


    The world's heaviest man is tying the knot.

    Manuel Uribe says he will marry his girlfriend, Claudia Solis, on Oct. 26 in Monterrey, Mexico. They met four years ago, and since then he's lost 550 pounds. Two years ago he entered the Guinness Book of World Records at 1,230 pounds.

    Uribe, 43, cannot walk, and must be towed through the streets on his specially made bed.


    Much grosser pics of him easily found online.
  2. who said he was getting some? i really wonder if he can find his doohickey.
  3. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    AH! MY EYES!

    As long as she can ...
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

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  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    towed. He must be towed through the streets.

    Wonder if he likes Saved By The Bell?
  6. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Based on the subject line, I thought there would be a photo of Zack Hample in the first post.
  7. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Is he a Mets fan?
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    bet she loves giving the sponge bath on a stick...
  9. zebracoy

    zebracoy Guest

    Manuel? More like Manual, I bet.
  10. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    Fuck the bed. Might as well get the guy a backhoe to tow him around.
  11. thegrifter

    thegrifter Member

    More like ManWhale.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Mikey has no idea why he just started eating play-doh and buying mu-mus.
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