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If the reality of the business didn't suck so bad, this would be damn funny.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by old_tony, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/economically-healthy-daily-planet-now-most-unreali,28718/


     
  2. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    Still funny.
     
  3. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Even Superman needs to work smarter not harder.
     
  4. deviljets7

    deviljets7 Member

    On the bright side, think of how much more time he'll have to fight evil and save the world during those two weeks he's on furlough!
     
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    If he takes a severance package, he doesn't even need to be Clark Kent anymore!
     
  6. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Funny because it's true.
     
  7. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    OK, Clark... We need you to start shooting your own photos. Can you also upload video to the site as soon as you're done? Also, we no longer have any copy editors so be careful with those commas. And, we had to let Lois go...
     
  8. rpmmutant

    rpmmutant Member

    If Peter Parker can take his own photos of Spider-Man for the Daily Bugle, why can't Clark Kent do the same for the Daily Planet?
     
  9. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Well, since Superman can make the earth reverse orbit, and turn back time a la Superman I, he should have no issues doing everything and making deadline. :D
     
  10. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Sorry Clark, you can't have a raise this year. The Warfields need bigger bonuses.
     
  11. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    Oh, my, a Quest for Peace reference.

    On a tangent, for those who actually work for a living and don't read comic books while on welfare (like I do), one interesting subplot of the new Superman comics is the ethics of Clark Kent covering his own exploits as Superman. I didn't find out the resolution before quitting the book, because the new 52 sucks.
     
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