If Taco Bell could add one more ingredient ...

Cowbell.

It needs more cowbell.

 

The antidote.

 

We have a winner!

I don't think I've eaten at a Taco Hell in over 20 years.

 

Grape jelly.

 

Semen and feces ... wait, you said add.

 

I love Mexican food and in spite of that, I also used to like Taco Bell. I don't know if what I had could technically be called food poisoning, I wasn't quite as ill as BYH describes. But I noticed in the mid-1990s that something was amiss a few times in a row and I have not tempted fate again. I've yet to have a bad experience at Baja Fresh. It's not quite the real thing, but it's much closer to it than Taco Bell is. And I haven't felt ill.

 

Meat, by definition, does not come out of a tube.

So I'd add ... meat.

 

I'd add a year-round addition of the Grilled Stuft Chicken Caesar Burrito.

The food of the gods.

 

Their grilled stuffed burritos are fantastic. Maybe more hot sauce and sour cream inside.

 

As I have said on every single thread we've ever had on the subject:

Do not eat at Taco Bell.

 

Taco Bell food is like an instant orgasm to me. And I don't get the shits when I eat it. It's like a double-bonus.

 

Here's a tip, Mike.

It isn't food. Not remotely.