If It Staggers Like A Duck

He's a fiscal conservative. Not sure how he swings otherwise.

 

Maybe I was thinking of penguins.

 

Well, Donald's his nephew, so it's possible he swings that way, at least.

 

I'm pretty sure mallards are populists.

 

Wingnut Welfare should be added to the SportsJournalists.com style book.

And was Rex Morgan supposed to be funny? I could never figure it out.

 

Well, mallards are conservative unless you're name is Maillard Mallard Then you're French, which means you're a commie.

 

I think the AFLAC duck is a Clinton Democrat, but I can't really prove it.

 

I guess Peking Duck is a Maoist.

 

Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
Long, Tom, and Gohmert?
http://gohmert.house.gov/
Discuss.

 

What I find amusing is the fact that Fenian would defend Ted Kennedy to the death but tries to take the moral highground to attack a cartoonist.

Mary Jo Kopechne was not available for comment on the matter.

 

What I find amusing is that somebody thinks "high ground" is one word.

 

Well, this was fun until Chris L staggered in to scold everyone.