If I keep updating this thread, I might kill the Yankees

Re: Andy Pettitte no-hitter alert

Meat to girl: "Hey you look really nice."
Bus hits girl.

 

Bah! Didn't fix in time! ;D

 

Stop it. Derek Jeter, Vaunted Clubhouse Leader, makes everyone feel welcome.

 

Hey, BYH, you look nice.

 

Ah, who wants to throw a perfect game. Just means you won't win a game the rest of the season.

 

How's that trade working out?

And Meat ... can you update the Favre thread?

 

Buehrle wasn't traded. What the fuck are you talking about?

 

Awesome.

 

Peavy.

 

«sigh»

How's the <i>Peavy</i> trade working out? Great trade by Kenny Genius. Just what they needed.

 

OK, so first I see kevin post that 2mcm was talking about Peavy. No shit, dumbass. Then I think, "Well, that's just Kevin; no one else can be so dense that they take my words so literally. But, surprise, I was wrong. The Peavy trade has nothing to do with a perfect game; that was my point. I'll type slower the next time I respond to you, 2mcm.

W i l l t h a t m a k e i t e a s i e r f o r y o u t o u n d e r s t a n d ?

 

I hate you all.

Hey look a bus!