"If I hadn't kicked him twice in the balls..."

Talladega Mayor Larry Barton describes beating; questions raised about sex tape | AL.com


"Ain't no doubt about it," he said. "If I hadn't kicked him twice in the balls I'd be dead. If he had been able to get me out of the car it would have been over."

 

Sounds like he got what was coming to him.

 

A story about a fight in 'dega that doesn't mention a NASCAR driver. I'm stunned.

 

Upon seeing their ages, all I kept picturing was this:

 

I want to know how recent was the tape?

 

All that is out on the tape thusfar is what you see. Mayor is refusing to name his assailant until the warrant is served. I imagine we'll be hearing more soon. A septugenarian sex tape is too good not to hear more.

 

Fixed.

 

WBRC : Talladega mayor responds to allegations of sex tape following weekend assault

Looks like ol boy got it pretty good.

 

Looks like he's a member of the Insane Clown Posse.

 

I love how he was convicted of defrauding the City of Talladega, did time for it, then was re-elected after his release.

 

And he's up for re-election.|

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One sex tape ain't enough Jack
You better make it three

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