If Dogs Ran the NFL

Write-brained · Aug 27, 2007

And he wonders why his posts keep getting deleted :

Tom Petty · Aug 27, 2007

solid pull, boom, very solid.

slappy4428 · Aug 27, 2007

Flying Headbutt said:

I can't believe (ok, I can actually) that this press release came to my office tonight.

Subject: MD MAN ORGANIZES CHURCH TO SUPPORT MICHAEL VICK

Contact: E. Geer at (301)-768-1076 ebgeer540@aol.com

Sunday, August 26

MD MAN CIRCULATES PETITION TO RALLY CHURCHES FOR MICHAEL VICK

Since Vick will face sentencing on Monday, August 27, community activist Rocky Twyman of Rockville, Maryland intends to take his crusade to the street on Monday morning, August 27 from 6 AM to 7:30 AM at the Rockville Metro Station. Concerned individuals will be asked to sign the petition below. Other concerned individuals can go to voice their support. Signatures will be turned over to the NFL Commission. Churches and synagogues around the country are asked to hold special pray vigils for this young star on next Saturday and Sunday, September 1 and 2. With the help of God, Michael Vick can be a vital force in helping the downtrodden.

We, the undersigned humbly request that the NFL Commission give talented Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick another chance to play this game. Our various religious persuasions lead us to believe in the act of forgiveness. The Word of God plainly tells us that we have all sinned and come short of the glory of God. Furthermore, we cannot overlook the dysfunctional background of Mr. Vick that still impacts his life today. It is our prayer and hope that this dog fighting incident will inspire Mr. Vick to become involved in a local church. In spite of his mistakes, we firmly believe that God has a unique master plan for this quarterback’s life. We encourage him to give money from his massive fortune to animal rights groups (dogs can be so therapeutic); the Virginia Tech Memorial Fund; homeless projects; bone marrow efforts; education of the indigent and other worthy causes as a means of redeeming himself before God and the entire world. To those (ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS) who continue to condemn him, we say, check out the Scriptures where Jesus said that we must forgive 70 times 70. When asked about whether a prostitute should be stoned, Christ boldly proclaimed that the person without sin should cast the first stone. Those in the mob turned away. Let us stop casting stones at Mr. Vick and shower him with the love of God during this time of crisis.

PEOPLE OF ALL FAITHS ARE URGED TO SIGN AND SHOW SUPPORT. A SPECIAL MICHAEL VICK PRAYER SUNDAY IS NOW BEING PLANNED.

Please spread the word about this petition.

Rocky Twyman, Founder

A Religious Movement to FORGIVE MICHAEL VICK
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So... ya gonna sign?

Tom Petty · Aug 27, 2007

to hell with all that forgiveness shit. what if god looks at himself in the mirror and he's actually a dog? think god would use vick's manhood as a enobklim.

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