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If dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by LongTimeListener, Oct 12, 2015.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Seems like a good companion piece to the Cowboy stadium shooting. Students at University of Texas plan to protest new campus concealed-carry law by "strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks."

    The social media campaign is #cocksnotglocks

    The gun law doesn't take effect until next August, so the phalluses won't come out until then either. In the meantime there's plenty of opportunity to work it out, work it out, oh baby yes right there work it.

    Cocks not Glocks: Dildos to replace guns at UT-Austin campus carry protest
  2. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    The right of the people to keep and bear dildos shall not be infringed.
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    They make bear dildos?
  4. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

  5. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Have you seen the size of some of those "toys"?
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Only in America.
  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Probably come with bear repellant, just like how the human ones have MALE repellant.
  8. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    " This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting, and this is for fun."
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