If Detroit loses today.....

Only been 19 years since the last Detroit sports riot. It's still funny to have people bring it up.

 

That's the joke. I was born there. I know. It's an "only in Detroit" type joke.

I didn't really think there would be riots. That's why I put it.

 

I know you don't think there will be riots. I'm just annoyed at having to expect all the stupid comments yet again.

 

Dude, I grew up in Cleveland. Do you know how many "Mistake by the Lake" comments I STILL get?

 

Didn't your river catch on FIRE?!?

 

No, dumbass.

The pollutants on top of the river caught on fire.

 

Cleveland's main export is crippling depression.

 

Hard to believe neither of them scored, considering the opportunities each had in the 9th.

 

Cleveland is a friggin paradise compared to Detroit.

 

... and its economy is based on LeBron James.

 

And the city couldn't put it out.

 

That's just insane. The man should be dead with a BAC of .480.

I remember when country music star Keith Whitley died in 1989 and his BAC was recorded as .477. All I could think was, yep, that number is dead-zone territory.

And according to this all-time sports figure BAC list, which slots the prolific-if-nothing-else Mr. Sorenson in at numbers 1, 4, 7 (tie) and 28 (tie), most people would lose consciousness at .400 and stop breathing at .450.