iDropped my iPod in the toilet...

Yes and yes.

 

One point to Mikey for admitting it.

Now life leads him 90,210-3.

 

My dad had a similar thing happen with his pager. Food didn't settle right, and he hurriedly went to the bathroom. As he sat on the toilet, he realized his pager was missing. It had fallen out of his pocket and was down with the other sinkers.

You'd think that would be the end of the story. But you don't know my dad. It was a company pager, so he wrapped that thing up and returned it (didn't want them to think he had lost it). That's a ziploc bag I would not want to handle...

 

Dear Sir:
My pager crapped out. Thought you might want it back.

Sincerely,

Dad Backyardigan

 

Nothing more fun than pointing out the grammatical errors a person types at midnight, is there?

 

Awesome.

How did he get the other two?

 

Sympathy points.

 

I'll show you sympathy points. ...

 

So will your face.

 

Well, there's laughing at my own mistakes, but that's a pretty small audience (in more ways than one).

 

Your breath?

 

I realized the error in my post after the fact, if I went and changed it, the error would still be there from the people who quoted it.