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I'd say "please shoot Berman" but the bullet would just lodge in all that fat

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BitterYoungMatador2, Oct 30, 2006.

  1. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Someone please tell him that his horrible Al Davis has become just a parody of a parody that he now just sounds like a drunk vomiting on a street corner shortly after closing time.

    "Taaaaaaaaaah Raaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaahs" Umm, what?
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Holy shit. This is freaky. Not kidding, the exact IM I just sent to a buddy:

    BYH (12:08:29 AM): Dear God: Please kill Chris Berman. Thank you/
    BYH (12:08:46 AM): he just did his usual RAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYDAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSS thing and it made my hair stand on end

    Awful. Just fucking awful.
  3. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    How is this man the supposed "face" of ESPN?

    Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, backbackbackback....

    Kill me, please?
  4. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    It's more like "brrrack, brrrack, Brrack," since all of the fat in his jowels gets in the way.

    In short, he's a young Beano Cook.
  5. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    The problem now is he just over-fucking-exaggerates it now.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    He always overfuckingexaggerated it. But now it's not original, not amusing and, with the Raiders mired in suckitude, not relevant.

    Just shut the fuck up and call the Raiders Oakland. Douche.
  7. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    he's the story. it's the espn template. they're the story, their anchors are the story, they're existence is the story. of course, we're all just haters.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hoops why do you continue to hate America?
  9. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    i'm a 'lib' -- that's what we do

    hate america and love terrorists
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Watch out for Hoops. He has nerve gas!!!!
  11. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    He looks even bigger in person. You're only seeing half of the beached whale.

    The sad thing is, at celebrity golf events and the like, people lap it up. Fans beg him to do the nicknames and the clown act like little kids asking for Grandpa to tell them one last story around the fireside before bedtime. And he's the sort of asshole that will play the part and then snidely mock them after they all walk away.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Don't forget the athletes coming up to him and treating him like royalty.

    And the rest of us wonder why even the mildest criticism sends 98% of athletes into rants about how the media's always negative.
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