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I'd be going to hell for this pun...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by slappy4428, Jun 16, 2006.

  1. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Alofa Time just before he got into his truck that day:

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    BOISE, Idaho (ACE) -- Police were scratching their heads on Thursday, trying to figure out whether the charge a man with double or triple vehicular homicide when his pickup truck crashed into an oncoming car, left the driver and passenger dead and a severed head -- which was not wearing a safety belt -- bouncing down the highway.
  3. hpdrifter

    hpdrifter Member

    Time's up: Two dead, severed head, send all on Highway to Hell

    BOISE, Idaho (HPD) -- Despite two dead and his wife's severed head, Alofa Time hadn't fled.

    Police say Time's pickup truck slammed into a car, and turning bizarre, launched his wife's noggin real far.

    The crashed killed a mom and her girl, thew the police for a whirl and presented a mystery to unfurl.

    Time seemed to stand still, and he said with a chill, that he was in on his wife's kill.
  4. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    (TV Version):

    (Prompter-reading chimp): "Welcome back to the Channel 38 Live Eye On-Your-Side Newswatch News Team six o'clock report ... we want to give you the heads-up on a story from Idaho... let's go to our head investigative reporter at the scene ... Bill?"

    (Hairdo): "Thanks, Todd. Police are wondering if they'll ever be able to get ahead of the curve in the case of a man charged with decapitating his wife, then slamming his car head-on into another on this Idaho highway ... "
  5. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    BOISE, Idaho -- Alofa Time really wanted his wife to GET A FUCKIN' HAIRCUT.
  6. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    A new spin:

    Police could not get to Theresa N. Time
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    She was irritating Alofa Time.
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Welcome to Idaho

    Where 3 heads are better than one.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    It was a dark and stormy night.
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