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Ice, ice baby

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by KYSportsWriter, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Ice Motherfuckin' T, bitch!

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  3. spup1122

    spup1122 New Member

    We got the ice in the mid-Atlantic, too. I couldn't find my ice scraper this morning, so I used a high heel shoe that happened to be in my car.

    I know the women of SJ are going to flog me for doing that, but I had to get to work and my boss wasn't going to accept "I couldn't find my ice scraper" as an excuse for being late. Plus, the shoe did the trick. I was able to break through the inch of ice a lot more quickly than I would have using a scraper.
     
  4. And Junior Walker says, for the 400th time, "If it weren't for my solo on 'Urgent," you'd all be a bunch of no-talent grayboys playing a Holiday Inn."
     
  5. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Now that's damn funny. You really should have filmed that and put it on youtube.
     
  6. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    You couldn't find a photo from the first one? :D
     
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  7. spup1122

    spup1122 New Member

    If I'd been thinking, I would have. There's no saying my neighbors didn't. They were talking and laughing, but since I don't speak spanish, I had no idea what they were saying. I'm sure it was something along the lines of, "Look at this crazy girl cleaning off her car with a shoe. She must be from the south or something."
     
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You couldn't find a blowtorch instead?
     
  9. spup1122

    spup1122 New Member

    Hey, I used what I had. I looked down, saw I had an older shoe that I don't wear anymore because it hurts my feet. Since I refuse to throw away shoes, I still had it. I took it out and 4 minutes later I was on the road to work.
     
  10. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    "Yes, I'm looking for a nice 2 inch pump, preferably with a compartment for de-icing fluid in the heels."
     
  11. Never fuck with Junior.
    All's I'm sayin'.
     
  12. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    We couldn't print a full paper today, had to print an abbreviated version at a sister paper.

    Town is declared state of emergency, no driving unless necessary. I commute, so I got to stay home, so I have power, food and wireless. And we finally got snow instead of ice, so Baby Bob, Mrs. Slydell and I may have to go play later.

    Yesterday, I fell on my ass carrying the kid up the driveway, which had iced over in the time I went to work until I came home. Luckily, I held him up and he was OK. The we slid down the drive again, finally climbed up a small hill to the sidewalk and got in the front door. Not fun.

    And the Holiday Inn is to good for Foreigner.
     
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