I would never, ever hit a woman ...

I'm not sayin' it's right, but I understand. [/chrisrock]

 

"Twilight" is a great flick that hardly anybody saw.

Paul Newman+James Garner+topless Reese Witherspoon=MUST SEE!

 

i am so there, dude.

 

Who's Paul Newman??

 

Newman whips the hell out of Gleason in pool.

The Chiefs move to Florida. The lady's son gets something in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson.

He eats 55 eggs.

The boys live off the fat of the land in Paraguay.

That said, the best slap in movie history is Godfather II. Keaton just had to tell him, didn't she?

 

Yeah, gotta give it up for Paul. He has been in some really good movies that stand up.

Slapshot and Butch Cassidy are two of my all-time favorites.

 

I'll stake my Pulitzer on it!

 

She had perfect 21 year old breasts.

 

Absence of Malice is also a good movie with Newman and Sally Field.

 

Not Cool Hand Luke, The Sting, The Hustler and Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, though?

 

Now, Simon has great taste in Paul Newman flicks. As if there's such a thing as bad taste in that category.

 

I was about to write Silent Movie.

Glad I stopped, then.