I was not naked and masturbating on a ski lift!

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=561159&category=&BCCode=&newsdate=2/7/2007 (via The Obscure Store)

A 47-year-old data processing supervisor in the state comptroller's office this week denied charges that he was naked and masturbating inside a glass-enclosed ski lift car at a Vermont ski area.
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On Dec. 15, according to police in the town of Winhall, a 26-year-old man riding a gondola down the hill passed Barret's gondola, which was on its way up.

The witness, according to a police affidavit, could see a naked man standing up in the enclosed ski lift car. The witness said the man was obviously masturbating.

The witness made a note of the number on the side of the gondola, and reported what he saw to the ski patrol when he got to the bottom of the hill.

Police and Stratton security greeted a fully-dressed Barret at the bottom of the hill, and the witnesses identified him as the naked lift rider.

Barret allegedly told police he had taken off his jacket and shirt ``because it was a nice day.'' But the officer at the scene, Gregory Gould, noted he was shivering despite his long-sleeve uniform shirt and several layers.

When Gould saw a black cloth pouch protruding from Barret's pocket, he asked what it was. Barret allegedly replied, ``More trouble.''

Inside the pouch, Gould said he found a lighter, a glass pipe and a film canister that contained a little over a gram of marijuana.

 

In the winter of '98 I worked at Stratton as a ticket scanner. I can see this happening.

 

I thought Perry was starting another "make up lies about yourself" thread.

 

Haven't we all smoked a little grass, stripped down and wanked on the ski lift once or twice?

 

Sounds like Squirrel in Hot Dog: The Movie.

 

Naked Lift Rider.
The Movie

 

Not in the winter.

 

When I saw the thread title, I thought that Lions assistant was in trouble again.

 

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you weren't.

 

Getting off that metal skilift chair must have been painful. YEEEEEOOOOOOW!
Would make a tongue on a flagpole seem preferable.

 

It wasn't me.

 

You Are Who We Thought You Were, you roided-up, stoner, onanistic exhibitionist.

Big Mac? More Like Big Juiced High Pudthumper.