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Didn't he finish second at Doral in 1982?

 

Can y'all give me a break? Basically, before college I hated all professional sports. I'd watch the Royals and Chiefs, but that was about it. Then I went to college and worked in the SID's office, so I was forced to watch sports I'd never considered enjoying. I found a love for baseball, specifically, the Cubs.

Damn, I've got tits.. cut a girl some slack for not liking pro sports at one point in my life.

 

John, I think you're really Gracie's pimp.

 

You jealous that it's him, not you?

 

Switch allegiances all you want... but I'll personally throw you off the KC World Series bandwagon in 2009.

 

I am wearing these shoes:

 

They both suck, so I'm not too concerned with being thrown off any bandwagons anytime soon.

 

You ain't nothing unless you got fish swimming in those heels a la Frenchie Fuqua.

 

Mark Grace's brother used to (and maybe still does) ump high school basball games in Rogers, Ark. That's all I got.

 

Happy?

 

John, left, tries and fails miserably to make conversation with Mark Grace's slumpbuster as the two travel an elevator in search of ice in this handout photo provided to SportsJournalists.com.