I was just in an elevator with ...

She's got that journeyman reliever look about her, does she?

 

Which one of you wants Mark Grace?

 

No offense John, but I'm sure Grace was the hottest one in that elevator.

 

I figured ours could be with Evelyn Ng. I'd like her to crack my pocket rockets.

 

Hey, when it's after midnight and I'm walking around with two slices of pizza, that's got to be a signal that I've got it going on ... right?

Right?

 

Wait a sec. How are you a Cubs fan if you don't know who Mark Grace is?

 

And the only one not wearing leather pants ...

 

Very, very good point.

 

I didn't even like the Cubs until I left for college. He was already with the Diamondbacks by then. Also, I was a Royals fan before that, so my knowledge of baseball was limited.

 

I'm a Brewers fan, but I don't know why all my fellow Brewer fan friends keep talking about this Robin Yount asshole.

 

I was on an elevator with him in Reno. He had a nun with him. Both seemed happy, so I didn't ask any questions.




Just kidding.

 

Who the hell is Hank Aaron?