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"I was gonna tell you" -- your weird/horrible first date stories

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Rumpleforeskin, Dec 5, 2008.

  1. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    For some reason, the other night, I ended up on Joe Rogan's web site and glanced on his blog. Sure enough, he posted this story about a time he went to a "porno party." It's perfect for SJ and I'll quote certain places to be sure not to ruin the greatness of it.

    http://blog.joerogan.net/archives/101 (NSFW language and partial nudity)

    a little later...


    What are some our your horrible/interesting/weird first date stories?
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Walked right into a perfectly Windexed glass door when picking up my date for a junior-year high school dance. Needless to say, no face was fucked.
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    And yesterday she declined your facebook invite. The end.
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Oh go Twitter yourself
  5. I'm confused.
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    no. way.
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The thread should have been titled, "weird/horrible first-date fart stories"
  8. Yup.
  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Read this: http://blog.joerogan.net/archives/101

    The crux it is...

    Rogan talks to the kid a little later and...

  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I was outside the hotel lobby, trying to get the courage I needed to ask out my future girlfriend, and I decided tuck in my dress shirt. So I've got my pants unzipped, and she walks outside and sees me. A little flustered -- emphasis on little -- I say, "So, I wondering ... would you like to go to the banquet with me?"

    "Yeah," she said. "I'd love to go."

    "Great," I said. "Now I'll zip up my pants."
  11. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

  12. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

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