I visited hell yesterday;

Hell yeah! I've done it many times. I highly recommend it.

Too bad you can't use your tickets to buy more beer.

 

That would be awesome. Actually it would be a good way to monitor alcohol intake -- when you can no longer win yourself enough tickets to buy beer, you probably shouldn't be having any more beer.

 

I'd rather sit at home and cut my toe off than go to Chuck E. Cheese.

Well, maybe.

 

I was gonna make a lemon pudding joke, but now I think I'll go vomit instead.

 

I also want to know why the rat is holding a can of beans.

Give Chuck E. credit. You have to work at it to make pizza taste as bad as they do.

 

it ain't easy being cheesy.

 

Chef:

Been there, done that. Hate it for you.

I found a cure for the common cartoon rodent, though. Taught the kid how to sing "Fight The Power."

So in the Casa de Lono, it's yes to:



And no to:

 

And why is Ragu holding what appears to be a X in that other picture?

;D 8)

 

Never been to a Chuck E. Cheese. Is the food as bad and overpriced there as it is at Hooters?

(Although I bet eight-year-old Huggy Jr. would dig a birthday party at Hooters even if they did close the one here in my neck of the woods.)

 

I am still scarred.

 

HArtsfield WAY worse than any Chuck E. Cheese ever. And I despise children.