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I thought animals would strike curious poses tonight ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Jun 14, 2009.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    No red-light camera at the intersection?

    And there were witnesses, your family members are witnesses. Especially your wife, if she saw you had a green light.
     
  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    If you ever have to drive on I-29, while wearing a Vince Coleman or Jesse Barfield jersey, you are going to shit your pants.
     
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I've driven on I-29, the second-to-last time in a snowstorm from Kansas City to Omaha. That road always makes me uncomfortable.

    I had breakdowns and/or accidents on Wisconsin 29 (blown tire in Wausau at 3:30 a.m. driving home from a MNF game and an accident in Menomonie, Wis. when I was hit by some old fucker named Booger Jim) and Ohio 29 (blew a water pump in Celina, Ohio).

    To recap my 29-related biggies, my mother died on Oct. 29, my maternal grandmother died on Feb. 9 (2/9), I was robbed at gunpoint on April 29 and then today (6-14-09). There's other more minor things I've forgotten.

    I'm 58 in 2029 ... 29x2. Maybe that's when I turn into starchild or something.

    And to Chef's point, there's not a single prominent Wisconsin athlete that ever wore No. 29. Chris Bosio is the Brewers' best with that number by miles. No Packers worth a shit have worn it in my lifetime (Mike McCoy and Ken Stills tie for "the best"). No Milwaukee Buck has ever worn the number.

    Strangely, I remember nothing of (bad) consequence that occurred when I was 29.
     
  4. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Wow.

    Glad you and yours are OK, bubs.

    That old guy was a jackass. Can't believe that was the first damn thing out of his mouth.
     
  5. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Maybe you won't have a car payment when this is all done. If someone runs a red and slams into me with my kid in the back, it is game-fucking-on.
     
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