I think my wife is going to kill me....

God Bless Sephora.

Oh, and Vera Bradley. (I'm not into it but a lotta chicks are)

 

I'm not a Vera Bradley fan either, but Kate Spade . . .

 

Oooooooooh Kate Spade.

 

And you won't even gripe when you can't wash the glitter off for a month ...

 

still salvagable. get her drunk, then explain how much it means to you and how it will help the family ... please tell me this means quite a bit more money. they aren't quite so focused with a hearty buzz.

 

Me too.

 

Glad to see you're still standing, oop.

 

Dont worry, Ragu. Somewhere out there is a woman with a sheet of paper in front of her face just waiting to find the right guy. If I find her, I'll send her your way.

 

whatever it is, DON'T DO IT!!!

make the wife happy. it'll be worth it.

that's all that matters. really.

 

One more thing that made me smile for this thread. I just got this in an email.

Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place....smack his ass again!"

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

 

Nice.