I really enjoy...

Driving my brand new bus.
It is so awesome.
That first drag off the cig. in the morning, or after sex.

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

what ever lol I don't remember posting that

 

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Mon-Roe.

You get the idea.

 

So you really enjoy overplayed Billy Joel tripe?

 

IJAG, I couldn't even have told you that it was a Billy Joel song. I thought it was like Midnight Oil or something. But I think that might be Beds Are Burning.

Actually, I've been doing something out of character, and it's freaking me out (Not the cross-dressing. Well, yes, that too). I am recording and watching the Top 20 Countdown on VH1. I like a few of the songs, but hate most. However, I never expected that I would be flipping through the dial to find a song by Brooke and some dude named Paul Wall. Then I started grooving to Beyonce during a volleyball game a few nights ago.

Really, though, it's just my sad attempt to remain en vogue at age 33. I probably should just buy a lame-ass Steve Miller Greatest Hits CD and tight-roll my jeans (They looked so damn good that way! Why let them drag the ground? Imbeciles!).

 

Taking a big shit
Reading old media guides while taking a big shit
Cool Ranch Doritos dipped in sour cream
Big breasts
Watching the Brewers win
Watching the Yankees lose

 

Don't enjoy this often, do ya, PDB?

 

Could be worse. Could be a Cubs fan.

 

Should have watched ECW on Sci-Fi tonight, though they weren't really playing poker, just making whatever whore got the low card take off something. But there was human boobie exposed -- a first for Sci-Fi, I'm guessing.