I ran over a squirrel, and I don't feel real good

We were once driving up to the casino boats in Indiana when a deer hit the side of my friend's car ... you read that right ... the deer hit the car. Left a big ass dent in the door.

Went home, got a new car, then went back to the casino boats. Won a few hundred bucks that night.

Good times, good times.

 

I've had that happen before.

 

So, I'm driving down this gravel road to pick up my friend and I'm about 50 feet from their driveway when four cats dart out from the ditch. I drill two of them.

The girl I was picking up lived out on a farm and had about 15 cats, but she was rather attached. I knock on the door, her dad opens it up and I tell him what happened. Without skipping a beat he turns over his shoulder and goes 'Fidel is here. He killed two of your kitties.'

Needless to say she was a bit disturbed.

I took her to 'Random Hearts' to make up for it. She was a big Harrison Ford fan.

I found out later that another one of her cats was missing. It could have been me. I don't know for sure.