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I pledge allegiance...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double J, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    OK, try this one:

  2. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    You're an American. That means you must supersize your first 10 McDonalds meals and play Hour of Power with PBR. Thems the rules.
  3. Gold

    Gold Active Member

    or as my daughter called it when she was four, the Pledge of Egypt.
  4. Gold

    Gold Active Member

    JR, you forgot Minnesota - that's the best hockey state among our 50 states.
  5. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    We always think of Minnesota as just the southern extension of Manitoba and Ontario.

    They're not real Americans. :)
  6. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Also, in America you can't buy milk in a bag. So if you're going to come here, start lifting weights to get ready for lifting those gallon jugs.
  7. Gold

    Gold Active Member

    You guys foist William Shatner and Celene Dion on us, and now you want to take our most serious state?! I am outraged, you damn hoser!
  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Are you serious? You can't buy milk in a bag there? ???

    Ah, Big Bruce. Isn't he great?

    Chesley, Ontario -- the birthplace of actress Victoria Pratt, ex-Whaler/Jet/Capital/Nordique forward Paul MacDermid and Hockey Hall of Fame member Mickey MacKay. Tommy Burns, the first Canadian to win the world heavyweight boxing championship, also lived there as a child -- he was born nearby, on a farm outside Hanover.
  9. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Try this:


    That should be easy. Been there.
  10. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Double J - American!
    May she hold you close to her tit.
  11. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Me too. My wife and I had our engagement pictures taken at Inglis Falls, one of three waterfalls located within minutes of the city (on three different rivers).

    It looks way cooler in the spring when there's a heavier flow of water.
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