I now pronounce you man & dog

My former pastor is from India. I'll have to call him up and ask him his thoughts on this.

 

My buddy Dinesh is from India.

I know he'll think this is a hoot.

 

think they played "Who Let The Dogs Out?" at the reception?

 

There's a "spa" for dogs near my house called Bed, Bath and Bonz. They'll go there for their honeymoon.

 

I love this:

"The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved."

 

"Dilbert" cartoonist Scott Adams, in his blog, jokes:

The report was quick to mention that the dog is female. That was a relief because allowing a man to marry a gay dog would be a slippery slope.

And also:

I was happy that the dog wore a sari ... because love means never having to say “Where’s your sari?”

Damn, that hurt just typing it.

 

Don't they have to consummate it? Do you think they'll do that doggy style?

 

Fixed.