I now know what it is like to have two balls in your face

Sadly.......I was stone-sober.

No, to the shagrin of a couple of our viewers, not those balls.

I'm umpiring a high school baseball game tonight....

3rd inning...kid throwing low 70's.....foul-tipped BAM! gets me right square in the center of the mask.

THE NEXT FUCKING PITCH

same kid...same speed......same location......same swing

THWAP!

Within a centimeter of the same spot in the mask.

In fact, it cracked the mask.

Other umpire, fans, both coaches were rolling with laughter, the motherfuckers.

I've been hit many times, but never in the same spot, on back to back pitches.

 

did you give them the thumb for laughing? [/crossthreading]

 

Technically, you know what it's like to have two strikes in your face. Frankly, I'm a little disappointed in B-Dub for not picking up on that.

 

Well done, slap.

 

Solid.

 

Then Chef amputated his face. The end.

 

You still suck, but that was damn funny.

 

What a bastard.

Granted, a pretty funny bastard at times, but a bastard anyway.

 

No, he cut off his toe and gave them that.

 

B!
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Speaking of two balls in your face...foaf's avatar in da howse!

 

It's so awesome having cheerleaders! I like being popular!