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I now know what it is like to have two balls in your face

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, May 5, 2009.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Sadly.......I was stone-sober.

    No, to the shagrin of a couple of our viewers, not those balls.

    I'm umpiring a high school baseball game tonight....

    3rd inning...kid throwing low 70's.....foul-tipped BAM! gets me right square in the center of the mask.

    THE NEXT FUCKING PITCH

    same kid...same speed......same location......same swing

    THWAP!

    Within a centimeter of the same spot in the mask.

    In fact, it cracked the mask.

    Other umpire, fans, both coaches were rolling with laughter, the motherfuckers.

    I've been hit many times, but never in the same spot, on back to back pitches.
     
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    did you give them the thumb for laughing? [/crossthreading]
     
  3. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Technically, you know what it's like to have two strikes in your face. Frankly, I'm a little disappointed in B-Dub for not picking up on that.
     
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Well done, slap.
     
  5. pseudo

    pseudo Active Member

    Solid.
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Then Chef amputated his face. The end.
     
  7. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    You still suck, but that was damn funny.
     
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    What a bastard.

    Granted, a pretty funny bastard at times, but a bastard anyway.
     
  9. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    No, he cut off his toe and gave them that.
     
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  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Speaking of two balls in your face...foaf's avatar in da howse!
     
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    It's so awesome having cheerleaders! I like being popular!
     
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