I need help from SJ with a "Word"

This shocked me the first time I read it...because you try harder than anyone on here NOT to curse. I always get a kick out of it when I read you write "Herb Sendek got F__ked," because this place is all about finding excuses and creative ways to curse and you avoid it at all costs. So I figured you just had the self-bleeper on off the board too.

Cursing is one vice I'll never give up...well, except for around my nephew.

 

OK, the bird may be the word. But I have a reputation at this place. And for this night, FUCK is the word.

So fuck you Zoom. ;D I need some fuck sentences.

(Are the Mods going to ban me while I'm asleep??)

 

Didn't Bernie Mac have a bit in one of his routines where he said Motherfucker can be a noun, verb or adjective?

 

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

http://kekepower.com/musikk/Fuck.mp3

 

Bingo!

 

Liesl,

try this.

http://www.sigg3.net/myself/fuck.html

RIP, George.

 

For cursing? are you fucking crazy?

 

I used to have a filter, BYH, but frustration and a world seemingly increasing in madness has worn that away off the board.

I taught many, many sailors their vocabulary - off the board, that is. I try not to use that on the board, though I hope it's crystal clear that those who do are not judged.

I wouldn't say I'm filthy ... not the least bit carnal with my verbage. But profane? Oh yeah, too often to excess. I won't pretend I'm stopping now or anytime soon, though I just had a convo with a good friend and aired some frustration. Unfortunately, I fired in a couple extra colorful adjectives given my lame attempts to slow down the vulgarity train. Ugh ...

 

Try these (all SJ related):

What Mikey needs is a good fuck.

Bubbler can be a dumb fuck.

You all think I'm just an old fuck.

Don't let an obnoxious fuck like Simon draw you into an agrument.
He doesn't know fuck about anything.

 

All those fucks and not a single mention of me.

I'm touched.

 

Well, there is one bitter fuck who lets fucks like Simon and OOP lure him in.
I guess I'd call him a fuckhead.

 

Phew. I'd hate to be that guy.