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I need help from SJ with a "Word"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Lieslntx, Jan 2, 2009.

  1. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    OK. I need some serious help here from the SJ Nation. I need as many sentences as you all can come up with that use the word "fuck" as a noun.

    Here is what we have so far.

    "She was a good fuck."

    This one was debated. However, I do believe that it fits the bill of using fuck as a noun.

    The other submissions:

    "That fuck is a good dude."

    "You're a nasty fuck, aren't you?"

    "Well, tell those fucks to listen to you!" (my personal favorite - submitted by a fellow SportsJournalists.commer)

    Now, that last was my favorite, since it proved me right, in that the word "fuck" CAN be used as a noun.

    So, the next time I show my face at this place, I need a list that is longer than I am tall (yeah, I'm short, but don't let that stop you) of the word being used as a noun.

    Let's have at it. Do not let me down, oh faithful SJ friends ...
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    That stupid fuck should die.
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Fuck you. :D
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Isn't that using fuck as a verb though?
  5. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    I think Steve Martin's rental-car rant from "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" may be of some help. Or were those mostly adjectives?
  6. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    I could be wrong here, but in that instance, fuck is the verb, not the noun. Keep on topic, Bubs.

    NOUN. Key point here.

    And thank you, SC. You are #1 on the list.
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    There's fuckstick and fucktard and fuck-up, however those fit in. Definitely nouns.
  8. lono

    lono Active Member

    I told her to go eat a big bowl of fuck.

    Donald Rumsfeld is a useless fuck.

    Like I give a fuck.

    If I wanted a dirty, nasty fuck, I'd have called Lindsay Lohan.

    I'd sure like to throw a fuck Kate Winslet's way.
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Actually, the simple "what the fuck!" fits
  10. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    Lord, people. Stick with the rules. I need SENTENCES.

    Give me sentences. I have come to the professionals for help. Don't let me down.
  11. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    The fuck of it was that SportsJournalists.commers couldn't distinguish between nouns and verbs.
  12. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    HA! I said that tonight. No one believed me. I'm quoting you next week, Dools.
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