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I may or may not have a STD - what do I tell my girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Stressedguy, Oct 13, 2012.

  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    So you're stressedguy? And I was speaking of posters in general.
     
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I'm stressedgal. And I was only speaking for myself.
     
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Well, if you're stressedgal, you're either going to or not going to want to have a serious talk with stressedguy
     
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Not until he gets the damn results!
     
  5. Shoeless Joe

    Shoeless Joe Active Member

    Wait until you get the results. Something I will point out that no one else has: it's STD - sexually TRANSMITTED disease - so therefore you did not get whatever it is pissing in a dirty urinal. Going by your timeline, she either gave it to you or it's something else entirely. Wait.
     
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

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  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Joe Pepitone wonders if maybe it's a stray bit of popcorn. 8)
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    One Ball Four reference I could have gone all my life never being reminded of.
     
  9. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Shoulda finished on her grille.

    [\can not believe it took this long for the obvious joke]
     
  10. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    At least it's not drunk ballplayers kissing.
    Not that there's anything wrong with that. :D
     
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Would you call it a sore, a bubo, a chancre, a carbuncle or a nodule?

    Have you named it?
     
  12. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Have you recently been naked in the bathroom while your significant other had left the curling iron on, then reached up for something at the top of the medicine cabinet?
     
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