I may or may not have a STD - what do I tell my girlfriend?

He's dong enough scratching.

 

I can't decide whether this is better deliberately or as a typo.

 

I typed it, looked at it, decided I preferred that version and hit "Post."

 

Hell, every time I do that, I wind up in trouble.

 

maybe he chopped off the head off it and put it in bed with his GF so she'd have to wake up with it.

 

KHARTOUM!