I may have stumbled into the coolest thing ever

Nah, I think six hours of free booze is enough.

 

Just got back from this.

I had a blast drinking with friends and a couple of cops who participated too. I blew a .14 at the start of the tests, and after like 5 tests a .13. I drank 24 oz of rum, tied for the most of anyone, even though I got there like a half hour - 45 minutes after everyone else. Of course, all five or so groups that tested me said my ass was going to jail that night with an arrest.

One good part was watching a few hot porn star looking girls in lingerie playing around on a yoga ball at the gym in a quick flick that was like a prelude to softcore porn you see on Skinemax. It was, ahhhh, interesting. Overall it was fun though. The police officers were good people and the fact they all realized my ass was drunk was good. Especially after the first read when I was told that my BAC was way too low and I needed to drink more, despite having had a few double and triple drinks.

 

Incidentally, here's what I told BYH just now:

dude, I spent 2 hours drinking my ass off, shots, mixed drinks, playing the game asshole and whatever else, I will not look that gift horse in the fucking mouth.

And it's true. I had a blast. I would do this again in a second. I blew a .14 at the start o the tests when I had drunk 24 oz of rum and a .13 at the end. The future cops did a great job, and I had fun helping them out. Good stuff all around.

 

I had a double shot of rum, and a single shot. Most of my drinks were poured with two-three shots of rum. I only speak of the facts presented around my case tonight.