I love older women, but this is beyond even my limits...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,519784,00.html

Shirley Jones wants to pose nude for Playboy. Well, at least her husband/slash manager wants her to have the opportunity. That would be the 75-year-old Shirley Jones.

Is the idea for men at nursing homes everywhere to be taking a little excursion to the local CVS for a copy of the magazine and a bottle of "help?"

By the way, according to the article, Nancy Sinatra holds the record for being the oldest woman to pose naked for Playboy. She was 54 when she did it in 1995.

 

I say go for it.

 

Well, that's certainly a new wrinkle.

 

If she shows bush, will it be blue or white?

 

If Playboy agrees, I'm sure there's a plastic surgeon who will have a new way to advertise his services.

 

Always liked her.

 

Not that much.

 

Just knowing Danny Bonaduce makes you crazy.

I'd rather see Susan Dey.

 

Who wouldn't?

 

No bush at all, its the 21st Century

Hello, world, here's a song that we're singin',
c'mon get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
we'll make you happy

We had a dream we'd go trav'lin' together
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singin' a song

Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin',
c'mon get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
we'll make you happy
We'll make you happy,
we'll make you happy

 

So is there a market for this?

If so, what do you name a nudie magazine with geriatic models who currently cash social security checks?