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I love older women, but this is beyond even my limits...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by outofplace, May 13, 2009.

  1. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member


    Shirley Jones wants to pose nude for Playboy. Well, at least her husband/slash manager wants her to have the opportunity. That would be the 75-year-old Shirley Jones.

    Is the idea for men at nursing homes everywhere to be taking a little excursion to the local CVS for a copy of the magazine and a bottle of "help?"

    By the way, according to the article, Nancy Sinatra holds the record for being the oldest woman to pose naked for Playboy. She was 54 when she did it in 1995.
  2. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    I say go for it.
  3. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Well, that's certainly a new wrinkle.
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    If she shows bush, will it be blue or white?
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    If Playboy agrees, I'm sure there's a plastic surgeon who will have a new way to advertise his services.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Always liked her.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Not that much.
  8. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Just knowing Danny Bonaduce makes you crazy.

    I'd rather see Susan Dey.
  9. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Who wouldn't?
  10. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  11. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    No bush at all, its the 21st Century

    Hello, world, here's a song that we're singin',
    c'mon get happy
    A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
    we'll make you happy

    We had a dream we'd go trav'lin' together
    We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on
    Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
    We get a happy feelin' when we're singin' a song

    Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin',
    c'mon get happy
    A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
    we'll make you happy
    We'll make you happy,
    we'll make you happy
  12. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    So is there a market for this?

    If so, what do you name a nudie magazine with geriatic models who currently cash social security checks?
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