I like the new Hannah Montana song

There's a chance — admittedly, a small one but still a chance — that a Night Ranger fan at his age could get laid. (But oh so briefly, in his case.)

But a guy your age who admits to digging Miley Cyrus music? Forget it ... you're done.

 

Well, he could get laid too.

But...

 

Wow. Just wow.

In related news, TSP stock has been upgraded to a buy.

It just can't get any lower, analysts say.

 

Oh man. You should just change your name, leave the country and never come back. For all time your name will be associated with this thread.

You suck, and you're the most uncool person ever. Ever.

 

Catch up, damnit! And also, maybe you like it cause you hear the song "Sunglasses At Night" in it, which was blatantly ripped off.

Miley: "I got my sights set on you"
Corey Hart: "I wear my sunglasses at night"

Sing em together.

 

Sorry, I guess I'm behind my Disney Channel listening. Please let me know when the next season of Hannah Montana starts up so I can be on board with her next song the moment it hits the airwaves.

 

I heard Billy Ray tell a hilarious story on the radio the other day.

Apparently he and his other daughter, who is like 8 years old, were out catching crawdads on their property in Nashville. They're out there in their bathing suits, Billy Ray with his gut admittedly hanging out, when they see paparazza start snapping photos of them. He said he was surprised because he had never been stalked at his own house. The funny part, though, was what his little daughter asked him, incredulously: "Is that Annie Liebowitz?"

 

That song peaked back in February. It's surprisingly fun though. A great selection for a first mainstream single by Cyrus and her team of marketing carnivores. It really works.

Her newest one on the radio is pretty atrocious. And the video gives me a headache, especially during the sugar-rush chorus..."THE SEVEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU!!!1"

 

Yeah. So? At least I don't like Miley Cyrus songs!

 

I had never heard any of her songs until she was on American Idol and while that kind of music is not my thing, she's about 1,000X better than I thought she would be.

 

TSP, add me to Facebook so I can send you some Hannah Montanta flair! ;D

 

Good Lord, we're breaking down Miley Cyrus songs at SportsJournalists.com.

Wow.