I know this board is called Anything Goes, but ...

I'm not sure this ad is suitable for work.

 

Wow, really? I'd hate to work where you work.

 

There's really no response I can put here that won't get my foes all up in arms, so I'll just say that I wish you luck in finding that sense of humor you've been looking for.

 

I would just like to remind the ladies that I can breathe through my ears

Romney 2012

 

IJAG: you don't think the Compuserve bit was a riot?

Anyhoo, I can lick my bald spot.

Obama 2012

 

I don't have a bald spot. I have lustrous, glorious hair. Women love running their fingers though my hair as I breathe through my ears.

Romney 2012

 

Well, hair and penis size are inversely proportioned, so I'll buy that.

Obama 2012

 

She doesn't look like a grandmother.

 

Nathan Fillion and Charlton Heston argue about the size of my penis.

http://www.whosay.com/nathanfillion/photos/191165

Romney 2012

 

They're actors, good at selling the fantasy. In reality, you're Irish, and thus have freckles on your taint and a compact manhood good only for drunken procreation.

Obama 2012

 

So in your world baldness is good and drunken procreation is wrong? If it was drunken abortion I'm guessing it would pass Democratic Party muster.

You are either a very sad man or a secret Muslim.

Romney 2012

 

Oh yes, she does.

I hate the "old grannie" stereotype.

My brother's wife is about to become a grandmother at 41. She looks younger than the woman in the ad.