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I know this board is called Anything Goes, but ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Versatile, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I'm not sure this ad is suitable for work.

  2. ucacm

    ucacm Active Member

    Wow, really? I'd hate to work where you work.
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    There's really no response I can put here that won't get my foes all up in arms, so I'll just say that I wish you luck in finding that sense of humor you've been looking for.
  4. I would just like to remind the ladies that I can breathe through my ears

    Romney 2012
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    IJAG: you don't think the Compuserve bit was a riot?

    Anyhoo, I can lick my bald spot.

    Obama 2012
  6. I don't have a bald spot. I have lustrous, glorious hair. Women love running their fingers though my hair as I breathe through my ears.

    Romney 2012
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Well, hair and penis size are inversely proportioned, so I'll buy that.

    Obama 2012
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    She doesn't look like a grandmother.
  9. Nathan Fillion and Charlton Heston argue about the size of my penis.


    Romney 2012
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    They're actors, good at selling the fantasy. In reality, you're Irish, and thus have freckles on your taint and a compact manhood good only for drunken procreation.

    Obama 2012
  11. So in your world baldness is good and drunken procreation is wrong? If it was drunken abortion I'm guessing it would pass Democratic Party muster.

    You are either a very sad man or a secret Muslim.

    Romney 2012
  12. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Oh yes, she does.

    I hate the "old grannie" stereotype.

    My brother's wife is about to become a grandmother at 41. She looks younger than the woman in the ad.
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