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I just had the best lunch in the history of lunches.......BURP.....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Jun 16, 2009.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    From a local BBQ place........

    Large Ribeye Sandwich (topped with mushrooms and onions) and a large order of tater tots.

    Not quite a footlong hogie bun.....ribeye was made perfectly....massive number of tots, but not too much....

    I am so full right now, if someone were to poke me with a needle, it would make Hiroshima sound like a firecracker.

  2. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    Did you post this from your laptop while sitting on a toilet?

    I'll say a prayer for your lower intestines.
  3. Rockbottom

    Rockbottom Active Member

    I would like to see you poke YOURSELF with a needle again ... Now THOSE are fun threads. That said, sounds like a sammich I could so pwn right now.

  4. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    I have to poop just from reading this.
  5. accguy

    accguy Member

    Sounds pretty good. I'm guessing if it was the best lunch in the history of lunches, however, it would have included about three ice cold beers.
  6. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    I doubt a steak sandwich and tater tots is the best lunch in the history of lunches.
  7. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    I'll have a steak sandwich and a. . .steak sandwich.
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    What is your idea of a great lunch, O wise one?

    A patty melt, followed by a nice tall glass of Metamucil?

    I got an idea.....for dessert, why don't you have a nice bowl of shut the fuck up.
  9. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Chef starts another thread about Chef, then complains when somebody has a little fun with it.
    Are you that starved for attention.
  10. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    I had two tuna fish sandwiches and a handful of carrot chips.
    It is and was clearly superior to your steak sandwich and tater tots.
    A pox on you for eating food that actually sounds good as opposed to my somewhat healthy meal.
    I also have 10 good toes.
    So, again, I am superior to you in every way.
    Carry on ...
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I didn't complain once.

    I offered up a lunch tip for you, followed by a tasty yet filling dessert tip.

    Nary a complaint anywhere to be found.
  12. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Here's some dessert for you, Chef:

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