I just don't get this

I didn't read the story. I don't care about shit like this.

 

Now that she is national news it's fair game to investigate if she is sleeping with the QB.

 

I saw the story in the new room this morning and said, "It's the annual homecoming queen kicks the winning field goal story!"

But it's actually a good story and was an interesting read. I did figure out they led 9-0, so it's not really a game-winning kick.

 

Why don't offensive linemen ever get named homecoming queen?

 

Cause their smart enough not to want her.

 

My high school team, briefly, had a girl who kicked - the soccer coach's daughter, nonetheless. The local paper at the time made a big deal of it. She was awful and had to be replaced after the first few games with a soccer-playing exchange student and, if I remember correctly, quit the football team shortly thereafter.

 

You've had Thanksgiving dinner with her? And showered with her? I'm impressed!

 

SFIND, why don't you have a seat?

 

Yes, but her family served ham. Seriously -- who serves ham on Thanksgiving and not turkey!

 

Doesn't matter. Talk about the shower.

 

She also missed an extra point in the game.