I just ate White Castle....

No, Kev, you don't. It's not worth it.

 

Blasphemy.

Spicy Krystal Chiks were divine. (They don't make 'em anymore. So regular Chiks -- not those crappy "Southern Chiks," either -- have to suffice.)

 

You didn't wash them down with Yoo Hoo. That's the problem.

 

From what I understand, eating meet with cheese on it is not kosher by definition.

White Castle is not kosher by the figurative definition though.

 

If you had told me there would be a thread titled "I just ate White Castle" and offered me a chance to guess up to 780 SportsJournalists.com posters who would have started it...21 still wouldn't have made the list.

 

I LOVE White Castle ... just not those jalopeno things.

 

The Castle was a big part of the mid 80s Brooklyn experience. I've had 28 cheeseburgers in one sitting and still feel the pain a couple of decades later.

Now that I've moved to the burbs, there is actually one within a 5 minute drive.

You haven't lived (or died on the inside) until you've had the surf and turf sandwich. Or the Chicken Italiano.

 

During my two years in Bama, Krystal was the go-to on the way home after the bar. Any other time? Meh. Gotta be hammered.

I heard the only difference between Krystal and WC is one uses ketchup and the other uses mustard? Is that true? And Krystal chix were the tits.

Thank God, we don't have either where I live now. Wendy's spicy chicken sammich will have to do in a pinch.

 

Let me just say, no matter what you may be told, there is no truth to the myth that a little scotch--even really really good scotch--will kill the volcanic post-White Castle bacterial grease ordeal.

I think I need an organ transplant.

 

The scotch just killed your Hall of Fame chances.

Beer only with White Castle.

I guess there's always next time.

 

I don't drink beer. Of course, I also don't eat White Castle or drink scotch.

And a small suggestion, don't ever leave White Castle wrappers in the car overnight. No idea what to do about this.

 

I've never had White Castle. Now that I live in a city with them I was considering giving it a shot one drunken night. But after this thread, I'm not so sure.