I just ate White Castle....

....and I think I am going to die.

Is there a remedy for this? A prayer?

 

White Castles rool.

 

Suddenly, your draft this afternoon makes a whole lot more sense.

 

Are you posting from the bathroom?

 

Being able to post while facing the toilet would be a fucking impressive achievement.

 

Why are we having White Castle?

 

Curled up on bedroom floor, so as not to make this Boom's problem. Hoping the grease will go straight to my arteries and kill me, mercifully, before morning.

Dumbest thing ever.

Things I never eat: hamburgers, cheese, white bread, onions, thickened congealed grease. Why I decided it would be a good idea to eat them all at once, repeatedly....I have no idea, other than a rare and misguided case of late-night-heading-home-from-stadium-and-starving madness.

 

Because we didn't have any fucking sushi in the car?

 

Seriously, my diet consists of complete shit and even I won't touch White Castle. The last time I ate it was on a dare. Feel better soon, 21.

 

Are White Castles even kosher?

 

If we had any foodies around here you'd be banned from your Top Chef thread.

 

What are you saying, I'm being punished by God??

I think you're right, I'm being punished by God.

Forty-something years without every mixing meat and dairy....and I blow it on freaking White Castle. (Although is that really cheese? I think it's beige axel grease.)