I have to share this story...

Ok, I'm sitting in a Hampton Inn in Carbondale, IL (don't ask).
I am in the business center, checking email and what not, and checking in here.
I have already been banned from two pages I normally visit (a Pittsburgh TV/Radio board and an HDTV forum) because it says it contains adult topics. Yeah, ok, fine.
However, on here, I click on the HOF Class of 2008 thread, it bans me from it because in big red letters, tells me it contains the keyword blowjob.
This cracks me up...let's protect the kiddies from the page by telling them what's bad on it.
And now I won't be able to see the replies to this thread anyway.

 

Why are you in Carbondale?

 

The filtering software at the 2002 SLC Olympics kept us out of fantasy league Web sites. We finally got a tech guy to "fix" one of them for us.

 

So, can you access this thread now?

 

COCK SHIT BALLS!!!

 

Because I'm sure the caps will do the trick.

 

Whatever you do, don't mention The War!

 

That's some cocksucking bullshit on the level of two girls one cup.

 

He just sent me a PM saying he couldn't read what I wrote...

 

Well, he'll see it when he's home. Serves him right for having a foul mouth.

 

So let me make sure I got this right:

Markvid got a blowjob in the business center at the Hamton Inn in Carbondale, Ill., and now they won't let him use the computer any more.
Is that his story?

 

Sounds good to me.