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I have the best fiancee in the world.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by pressboxramblings07, May 31, 2008.

  1. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Re: I have the best future wife in the world.

    How come? :)
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: I have the best future wife in the world.

    Spaceman, we need a ruling (the future wife, not the dog).
     
  3. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Re: I have the best future wife in the world.

    The future me, who undoubtedly will utilize a time machine, likely will disagree with the thread title when he/me sends himself/myself back to the early 2000s. There, I/he will bestow such an honor on Miss South Suburban Chicago who had yet to become Mrs. Central Illinoisan.
     
  4. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    On my trip back, I will create the username pressboxramblings07 on SportsJournalists.com -- along with my current handle -- and forever alter the space-time continuum.

    One-point-twenty-one jigowatts, my ass.
     
  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    "Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't swear at my fiancé!"

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    Me too.
     
  7. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    Be careful you don't end up your own grandfather like Fry on Futurama.
     
  8. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Don't worry, I'll rendevous with your mother and then return to the present. Each day at work, I will slowly unfold my time-traveling adventures, and only by clues that I've methodically laid out will you then realize I am not only your devastatingly handsome co-worker ...

    ... but, Capes, I am your father.
     
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    We may need both H.G. Wells and Mr. Peabody to straighten this one out ...
     
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    It's OK to be confused by that, right?
     
  11. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    AND stay out of Woolworth!
     
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