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I hate the neighborhood kids

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Oct 8, 2008.

  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Is the mom hot?
     
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    How did this take an entire page.

    We're slipping.
     
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Egads, no.
     
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    It's funny. There's a dog a couple houses down, a black lab, that has one of those around the yard. Wide open yard, open to the street, and it never runs away. I think the kids pester that dog, too.
    I'd love to slap a spare collar on Dewey and throw him inside the perimeter for a couple hours.
     
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    No. I meant electrify the fence you have so the kids get fried if they touch it.
     
  6. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Halloween is coming. Get back at them then.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    yeah. Soap their windows!
     
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Ex-lax brownies.
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    No, no, no. The little tykes will just feed them to Ollie!
     
  10. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Don't forget to put a 'Beware of Dog' sign on your fence, or near it. It may not totally relieve you of liability, but it can help your case if a parent sues you for your dog biting their kid.
     
  11. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    build a bigger fence
     
  12. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Do any of these kids happen speak with a lisp?
     
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