I hate Seattle nazis.

... then they just went too far.

 

I, sadly, had what looked like a hitler 'stache during my Navy days, but only in photos. It was thick under the nose but then on the edges. And, since it was red (the mustache hair : ) it made it harder to see the sides.

 

If it wouldn't end up offending everyone, I would think the Seattle Nazis would be an interesting name for whichever NBA team moves there.

 

So nobody ever thought there was anything disturbing about the guy who looked and dressed like an off-duty Hitler? In Seattle? They just said, "Well, there goes ol' Sponge-brain Square-stache!" and laughed it off?

 

Found when the police searched his house.

 

Do you own a van with blacked-out windows?

Because there's another name for that kind of mustache.

 

A picky point on the story, but it says he was wearing a Nazi uniform. I wonder if it really was or was a German Army uniform.

I don't think they are necessarily one and the same and I would question whether the cops would know the difference.