I got a Canadian quarter

Have it made into a medallion and wear it on a necklace. Then impress girls in your town by talking about hockey and saying "aboot."

 

Toss it in a fountain and make a Canadian wish, such as warmer weather or real football.

 

They may look the same, but take it from someone who knows -- you can't use a Canadian quarter in an American laundry machine.

 

Says the guy who might move to Oxford, Miss. And, just so you don't get confused, we've got a dead president on one side of our quarter and a heaping help of stereotypes on the other. Welcome to the U.S.

 

Wear an Adam Graves sweater and pull provably, demonstrably hot chicks who'll feel you up!

 

Deport that damn looney or whatever the hell it is right back to its own country. That Canadian quarter is trying to steal our jerbs! (/southpark)

 

So does this mean the $5 Canadian bill I have in my wallet is worth $6 American?

 

At least it doesn't have Oliver Cromwell on one side and a marmot on the other.

 

Hey, there's an idea!

Jay, head over, down or up to Oxford and bury the Canuckistani quarter in The Grove. Then Jones will have something to look forward to when he moves there.

 

When you live as close to Canada as I do, you have a special coin tray for the errant bastard canadian coins that inexplicably always find you.

Then, when you go to canada you forget to bring them, and you come home with more of them... and those damn loonies and toonies. If I wanted to pay for a beer with a coin, I would use a sacagewia dollar.

 

Yeah, but if it's stuck in the middle of a roll of quarters, the bank won't notice.

Not that I would know about anything like that, of course.

 

If I end up coming back from Seattle with some American coins, I'll probably just throw them out. Thanks to your recession, they'll be virtually worthless by then anyway ...