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I get older, they stay the same age

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TheSportsPredictor, Apr 3, 2014.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    That's the philosophy of the old dudes going after college girls on spring break:

  2. I thought this was the James Franco-trying-to-bed-a-17-y-o thread.
  3. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Too bad hotchickswithdouchebags.com stopped publishing.
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Sources close to the newsroom have revealed that men are attracted to younger women.
  5. britwrit

    britwrit Well-Known Member

    You know you're old when you find out someone's 28 and you think, wow, jailbait.
  6. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    Since when does early 30s qualify as old? said the 32-year-old typing this.
  7. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    You never want to be the oldest person at the bar or party.
  8. H.L. Mencken

    H.L. Mencken Member

    These guys are skeezy, and here is a bunch of pics of spring break hotties to draw you into the piece, says the Post. Journalism!
  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I hope to one day be the old guy in the bar. But during the day, not at night when all the kids show up.
  10. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Being the oldest guy in the bar by 40 years is funny and quirky, but being the oldest by 8-12 years is creepy.
  11. Double J

    Double J Active Member


  12. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Look at it from the standpoint of the horny old men.

    There are hundreds -- no, thousands -- of babes at spring break.
    Probably 98% think you are disgusting, creepy and gross.

    But 2% might not. In other words, there's a chance!!
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